bendoverboy:

“Are you dressed?”

“Nearly.”

“Well hurry it up, I won’t have you being late again; and therefor losing me money.”

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OH-

OH MY GOD.

BENDY.  THIS— oh my god there are no words… This was such a perfectly honed javeline of thunderous arousal aimed right at my loins!;;;; Wh-what are you trying to do to me!?!  I have to take off my scarf and sweater, is it just me!?  Is is hot in here!?

I am so floored and so deeply touched.  No one has ever written anything for me before! And certainly nothing of such a high caliber!  This little slice of x-rated decadence is such a quintessentially perfect amalgam of everything I have loved, not to give too much away to my followers (who I am sincerely urging to read this!!!) but to be enjoyed is shaving, straight razors, erotic asphyxiation, men in opera gloves and stockings, gay touches! <3  Oh gosh. 

  I honestly don’t know what to say.  I have never received a gift like this before, but I am so high on it!  From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much bendy my queeeeeen