acarefulcaress:

I remember it like it was yesterday. My Asian wife said “There’s something you should read” and then sat me in front of her computer. Reading the title “Starfighter” intrigued me, so I flipped through the pages and fell instantly in love! (I also went- “This is hot, THIS IS HOT, OMFG PENIS!” Safe to say that not a lot of comics had penises actually involved- glowing orbs though were not in short supply.) Ever since that day I have loved EVERYTHING HamletMachine has ever done. From the sexy comic Starfighter, to her INCREDIBLY hot Machine (and most adorable Girl), and of course a certain Slasherboy that tickles my fancy, I can never have enough.

So to stop blubbering here (SHE’S ALSO JUST LIKE SUPER NICE AND SWEET IN PERSON BLA BLA BLA) this is my super uber belated birthday gift. It’s not something that I find too… amazing, but Ono assures me it’s “hot” (her words not mine!) so I’ve decided to post it ahead of time on this most fitting day- Friday the 13th. It’s the first piece of what’s actually a four part gift (I have yet to finish) and I hope Hamlet likes it a lot… Thanks for being such an amazing person love and I hope your actual day was befitting for a queen (because you most certainly are just that!!!!!)

Xoxoxoxoxoox

Bendy

P.S. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!!! ‘/////’ I didn’t know how to respond so I haven’t yet…. OTL….. I also hope you have a wonderful time at TCAF this year (I heard your first time going wasn’t the best T^T) in which I kind of am thinking of making these into a little book to give you ^^ (I didn’t edit this properly fufufufufuufufufufu *worry worry*)

P.P.S. I also just don’t feel like this is enough for a birthday gift ;-; fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Slasherboy’s Friday the 13th

“The boy… is he dead too?”

“Who?”

“The boy. Jason.”

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YEP.

YEPYEPYEPYEPYEP.

These are the sweet, succulent fruits of my peer-pressure labours.  For one, rudely coercing hamlet into posting that picture of SB on tumblr that one fateful day, and also for pushing my obsessive love for these two on anyone around me who will be forced to listen.

I can’t stop reading this!  *__* Not to give anything away, but these hot hip scenes that you describe set my loins ablaze!  The lusty, flushed squirming!  The awkward paleness!  The dankiest, tender-loving description of his teenage pot prizes!   I CAN’T! EVERYTHING IS SB AND BENDY’S WRITING, NOTHING HURTS!

[Author’s Note!:  Hamlet draws the most sublime penisy penises in the history of comic erotica.  No seriously. Objectively. It is the best. <3  And Bendy, you write the most tantalizing loin-tormenting prose!;;;  UUHHHGGG *group hugs, smooshes everyone together! Can’t fight my love! Don’t even try! It won’t work!]