Posts tagged: bendoverboy
I remember it like it was yesterday. My Asian wife said “There’s something you should read” and then sat me in front of her computer. Reading the title “Starfighter” intrigued me, so I flipped through the pages and fell instantly in love! (I also went- “This is hot, THIS IS HOT, OMFG PENIS!” Safe to say that not a lot of comics had penises actually involved- glowing orbs though were not in short supply.) Ever since that day I have loved EVERYTHING HamletMachine has ever done. From the sexy comic Starfighter, to her INCREDIBLY hot Machine (and most adorable Girl), and of course a certain Slasherboy that tickles my fancy, I can never have enough.
So to stop blubbering here (SHE’S ALSO JUST LIKE SUPER NICE AND SWEET IN PERSON BLA BLA BLA) this is my super uber belated birthday gift. It’s not something that I find too… amazing, but Ono assures me it’s “hot” (her words not mine!) so I’ve decided to post it ahead of time on this most fitting day- Friday the 13th. It’s the first piece of what’s actually a four part gift (I have yet to finish) and I hope Hamlet likes it a lot… Thanks for being such an amazing person love and I hope your actual day was befitting for a queen (because you most certainly are just that!!!!!)
P.S. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!!! ‘/////’ I didn’t know how to respond so I haven’t yet…. OTL….. I also hope you have a wonderful time at TCAF this year (I heard your first time going wasn’t the best T^T) in which I kind of am thinking of making these into a little book to give you ^^ (I didn’t edit this properly fufufufufuufufufufu *worry worry*)
P.P.S. I also just don’t feel like this is enough for a birthday gift ;-; fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Slasherboy’s Friday the 13th
“The boy… is he dead too?”
“The boy. Jason.”
These are the sweet, succulent fruits of my peer-pressure labours. For one, rudely coercing hamlet into posting that picture of SB on tumblr that one fateful day, and also for pushing my obsessive love for these two on anyone around me who will be forced to listen.
I can’t stop reading this! *__* Not to give anything away, but these hot hip scenes that you describe set my loins ablaze! The lusty, flushed squirming! The awkward paleness! The dankiest, tender-loving description of his teenage pot prizes! I CAN’T! EVERYTHING IS SB AND BENDY’S WRITING, NOTHING HURTS!
[Author’s Note!: Hamlet draws the most sublime penisy penises in the history of comic erotica. No seriously. Objectively. It is the best. <3 And Bendy, you write the most tantalizing loin-tormenting prose!;;; UUHHHGGG *group hugs, smooshes everyone together! Can’t fight my love! Don’t even try! It won’t work!]
@anon1: Ahhhn I am having a lovely day now that you have been so sweet to me~ # ‿ # *bats eyelashes* Thank you hon!
@anon2: I would really like. Someday. ;__; school is a little busy, I’ve been neglecting any kind of personal art, unfortunately. So extra stuff from my comics is probably on hold for a while. OTL
@bendoverboy: :”D How exciting! I really love when people point out “casting” to me for OCs! Thank you so much for thinking of him, honey!
@happysweetsu: Oooo ohh gosh! My anatomy has a long way to go!;;; I think what’s helped me the most is 1. figure drawing classes or using live models. If you can find a local class or co-op I say go for it! 2. taking a lot of references pictures of yourself and loosely referencing. Other resources are www.posemaniacs.com, www.3d.sk (some of these are free, and some you have to pay for) and www.artyposes.com
@rena97: Thank you so much darling! : D This makes my day! <3
@ghostbones: Kyyaaaa I’m really looking forward to it! >8’D *gets nervous and sweaty* hahahah I only hope that I can make even half as good a hostess as hamlet was for me;;;; *wrings hands* WHAT WILL I WEAR!? *gross sobbing and panic*
@anon3: Look it’s us!
@sarabainbridge: AWWW thank you so much! <8’D hahah that’s very sweet of you to say! *gently dabs brain juices*
Totally read this wrong. I saw “Will we get to see a fleshed out Gabe and Lewis at any point in the future?” And I was like “YES ONO, WHEN WILL WE SEE THE LOVELY NAKED ASSES OF THOSE BOYS?!??!” Tis all :D
I have so much naked manporn of these two it’s hard to count. ´___` so yeah. lmfao. Yeah I think naked ass-flesh can be arranged.
Here are a few. ALL IMAGES NSFW.
A blog specifically for the writing I do that isn’t appropriate for young children.
After speaking with Onorobo she has persuaded me to make a blog specifically for my “erotic writing”; and hey why the hell not! So basically you can follow, or just look at…
Ohhh! Darling sweetheart! Thank you so so much! This makes me so thrilled, you’ve no idea! And even more thrilled that you have decided to put Silk up! huhuhu I am so positively delighted, your dirty stories are so… wonderful and chock-full of so many things I am into~.
“Are you dressed?”
“Well hurry it up, I won’t have you being late again; and therefor losing me money.”
OH MY GOD.
BENDY. THIS— oh my god there are no words… This was such a perfectly honed javeline of thunderous arousal aimed right at my loins!;;;; Wh-what are you trying to do to me!?! I have to take off my scarf and sweater, is it just me!? Is is hot in here!?
I am so floored and so deeply touched. No one has ever written anything for me before! And certainly nothing of such a high caliber! This little slice of x-rated decadence is such a quintessentially perfect amalgam of everything I have loved, not to give too much away to my followers (who I am sincerely urging to read this!!!) but to be enjoyed is shaving, straight razors, erotic asphyxiation, men in opera gloves and stockings, gay touches! <3 Oh gosh.
I honestly don’t know what to say. I have never received a gift like this before, but I am so high on it! From the bottom of my heart, thank you so much bendy my queeeeeen
UUUUUHHHHHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD
SO CAN ANYBODY GUESS WHO MY FAVORITE MODEL IS? LMFAO
Oh my god bendy!!! @___@ I AM REELING! This is such a glorious smorgasbord of beautiful blonds with chiseled jaws! THANK YOU SO MUCH darling for going to all the trouble of searching for all these beautiful gems! I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE! > < There are so many of these that I don’t have yet! hahahah it’s like some creeper version of pokemon trading cards. Gotta catch um all! >8””D;;;;
Thank you soooo much bendy! Your blog is always so full of decadently sexual and beautiful photographs. So sensual and classy!
If you are at all interested in model photos or racy gifs, bendy’s blog is the best for it. Thank you soooo much sweetheart. <333
(a-all these suit refs. I am so thrilled with this bounty);;;;;
p.s. LOLOLOLOLOL omg! when I wrote “thank you for finding all these beautiful jews” I totally meant GEMS errrrr >___>;;; yeah, hahah sorry! I don’t think he’s jewish! LMAO Could be though! <x’DDD
For Ono <3333333
I hope your loins like this :3
ohh jesus fucking christ fucking jesus H— I can’t—
Valter Torsleff photo spam from one of my favorite blogs???
ohhhh bendy, you pamper me! ;___; Thank you so much! from the bottom of my